it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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