no, he came in my armpit
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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