Small penises have feelings too.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i think my cat just said my name.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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