Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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