she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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