I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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