I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
