so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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