I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pappa wants mamma naked
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
