Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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