i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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