I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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