she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm passing your future prison.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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