Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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