Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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