She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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