Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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