Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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