Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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