I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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