No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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