He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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