cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is wine microwaveable?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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