If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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