I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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