i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She just used a chaser for red wine.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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