We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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