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(609): View more from New Jersey

if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.

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(847): View more from Illinois

hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??

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(305): View more from Florida

just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins

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(914): View more from New York

you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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(812): View more from Indiana

Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Eat your greens and take your tequila shots

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(209): View more from California

For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.

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