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(916): View more from California

My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.

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(207): View more from Maine

I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.

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(607): View more from New York

I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.

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