to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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