I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
