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(615): View more from Tennessee

my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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(281): View more from Texas

i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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(214): View more from Texas

decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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(618): View more from Illinois

My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.

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(212): View more from New York

Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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(530): View more from California

i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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(416): View more from Toronto

My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.

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