His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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