shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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