Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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