I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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