your thong is hanging out like whoa
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
try to milk me bitch
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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