haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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