they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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