I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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