It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
you never un-have a 4some
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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