Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
