i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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