..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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