She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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