i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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