The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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