so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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