Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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