Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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